HOW HOT IS IT? It’s so hot cows are giving evaporated milk! It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs! It’s so hot trees are whistling for the dogs! It’s so hot your cigarette lights itself! It’s so hot that cornfields are popping! It’s so hot that lawn furniture is standing up on one leg!… Continue Reading HOW HOT IS IT?
HOW HOT IS IT? It’s so hot cows are giving evaporated milk! It’s so hot…
