HOW HOT IS IT?
It’s so hot cows are giving evaporated milk!
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs!
It’s so hot trees are whistling for the dogs!
It’s so hot your cigarette lights itself!
It’s so hot that cornfields are popping!
It’s so hot that lawn furniture is standing up on one leg!
It is so hot that they installed a fan in the debt ceiling!
If your AC system is having a problem keeping up with the unusual heat we’re having, call Bayside! We’re cool about keeping you cool!
727-669-4300
